Friday, July 2, 2010

Public Service Announcement

This is PD, temporarily hijacking Poetry's blog to announce that she may/will be taking a temporary leave-of-absence from posting.

I didn't do it.

She was chasing some dude with a hole in his jeans around downtown L.A. today, slipped in a planter which maliciously grabbed her ankle, plowed headlong into some unforgiving concrete and might have broken/fractured/jacked her elbow and right hand.

Which I believe is the business end of her masturbating abilities as well, so frustration of all sorts will shortly ensue.

This is my story. I'm sticking with it.


  1. Fractured elbow? OMG. I can't even imagine the pain... it makes my eyes water just thinking about hitting the (not so) funny bone.

    Send her my best wishes... and I hope she recovers quickly.

  2. Seems to me that a good man could do the typing for her. Sounds like her man is a pretty creative story teller. He could give a bit of added flare here and there. He could even sit in as a guest, lol. So many possibilities.....Hope you get well soon Poetry, Thanks for the post, Suzie Q

  3. Sheesh, poor V. is not having a good summer. (Guest blogger the exception.) Please pass her my regards and wishes for a quick recovery, poor thing. I'm sure you can substitute for the right hand as necessary.